August 2009
40 posts
reblog if you're boxxy
thelovelybones:
(via zombiesarecute)
I’M NOT TROLLINNNNN~
OMFG youre not serious
cutewithoutthee:
Who’s keeping score on who is a whore?
You know it was a good party when you wake up with...
(via kindacarsick)
“its just nature”
‘Yeah, but im worried nature might climb into my tent...”
Listens to bands that you have never heard of. Has hairstyle that can only be described as “complicated.” (Most likely achieved by a minimum of one week not washing it.) Probably tattooed. Maybe gay. Definitely cooler than you. Reads Black Book, Nylon, and the Styles section of the New York Times. Drinks Pabst Blue Ribbon. Often. Complains. Always denies being a hipster. Hates the...
“A vacuum cleaner that picks up dust you can’t even see. I might get that for my...”
“There you go sexy pants”
how not to live your life
4 bad reasons for not seeing someone again
I don’t think i should give you my number because you were shit in bed
I work for the government so i cant have relationships get out quick
My numbers cursed if you call it you’ll die
Because im gay, i mean i wasn’t before but after last night. definitely a gay man now
“WASTED”
My friend want to hook up with me in the woods...
hazelweatherfield:
UH HOW ABOUT NO.
lol theres woods behind that target.
