This time it's personal

There’s this boy I like but I don’t know if he likes me back. OMG WHAT DO I DO?????

Also I have this yeasty discharge…

Dear Rosetta Lake.
In my experience when you like someone who doesn’t like you back, try taking your hair out of your scrunchy and whip those spectacles off your face. You will instantly become exactly what any hot blooded man desires. Or, do you know his email? Because if you can get that you can quite easily hack into his personal mails and Facebook account allowing you, dear heart sick Rosie, to be able to learn everything about him. With this information you can make him love you by becoming everything he “likes”.

You have a yeasty discharge from wacking off to my page