this is a terrible photo of me and simon. we look like an unhappy couple. still stoked all the same. Also had a small crush on the girl who took it.
Now for my life in movie quotes:
‘Last night, like some sort of idiot, I had sex…
with this woman who I barely even know.
I used a condom, but
I’m really scared that I have an STD, Doc’
I validate sleeping with this man because he had lots of my favourite shows on his hard drive and his own room and he was British. but I am worried about dying now.